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Thanks to a very healthy lifestyle, a married couple live well into their 100s.
One day they are both killed in an accident, and go to heaven. They ask God where the gym is. "Gym?" "You don't need to go to the gym here, you'll always be in perfect shape even if you never exercise." In the afternoon, they go back to God and ask where they can get sunscreen. "This is heaven, you don't need it anymore, the sun can't burn you." In the evening, they ask God where they can find a health food restaurant for dinner. "We don't have health food restaurants, you can eat whatever you want and never feel bloated or gain any weight." Finally the husband says, "You see, If it wasn't for your bran muffins, I could've been here forty years ago!"
Thanks to a very healthy lifestyle, a married couple live well into their 100s.
One day they are both killed in an accident, and go to heaven. They ask God where the gym is. "Gym?" "You don't need to go to the gym here, you'll always be in perfect shape even if you never exercise." In the afternoon, they go back to God and ask where they can get sunscreen. "This is heaven, you don't need it anymore, the sun can't burn you." In the evening, they ask God where they can find a health food restaurant for dinner. "We don't have health food restaurants, you can eat whatever you want and never feel bloated or gain any weight." Finally the husband says, "You see, If it wasn't for your bran muffins, I could've been here forty years ago!"
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